I was watching the Right disembowel Newt on TPM when I heard a caller referenced there on CSPAN state that "Jesus wasn't a socialist."
Hint: Matthew Chapter 25, verses 42-45. And that's from one of the most militant atheists you'll ever meet.
(I know their damned book better than they do, apparently. Maybe I should start a new, revised version of Christianity, without the divine bullshit and concentrating on a life of service, following the ideas expressed by a possibly-fictional Christ. More John Lennon, less Oral Roberts if you get me.)